Tuesday, June 2, 2009

apparently biznitch aint shiz

So I went for a night walk, like I always do.
yes.
at night.
I know.
Im freakin unstoppable.
No, it wasnt scary.
I promise.
ok. maybe a little.
but there was room for lols.

Ya see,
while I was struttin my stuff walking my ear bud that was blarin only the sweetest tunes in my ear fell out I witnessed something scary, funny, and lol worthy.
Two kids were climbing on the benches by the sidewalk having a conversation.

"ok kortnii...why do we care?"


well because of what they were saying. or trying to say. whatever.

"dude, what about your sis?"
I walked in the middle of it, so yeah I was lost too
"naw, that biznitch aint fluckin shiz"
"fluck. no?"
"pff. shes potatos"

...

yeah.

I lol-ed for REAL.
out loud.
looking right at them.
and of course I got a "what?" from the two of them.
and of course I popped my earbud back in just kept walking by.

and of course I substituted the real swears as something more...appropriate and to me, funny. I cant have people complainin about my blog lingo can I? well I can. but I dont feel like dealing with it right now.


OH! and before I forget
to tell you bloggers, I saw the most BOO RADLEY looking house ever. [if you dont know who boo radely is, go die. or read to kill a mocking bird. whichever]
it was sooo creepy.
and I had to walk by it.
twice.
I couldnt get a good pic cause it was too dark for the cell phone BUT tomorrow I shall deliver.


OH!!! and you can still comment on my last post about the movie awards. I wont mind :] I still want to know what you thought about it all.

Xk


ps. the two kids are not from the ghetto. they arent black. and they were not wearing shirts that said LIFES A BEACH or SHUT UP, YOUR MOM on them. they were like. 10 years old. prolly still in pampers.

2 comments:

boubou said...

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a bientot!
Boubouteatime xx

Amorous Rocker said...

You crack me up, seriously. So happy I found your blog. =x

 
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